Agriculture Show Shenanigans

During my mid-term break I went to the agriculture show with my friends. It was hot like a damn sauna! I don’t even sweat and I felt like I had just come out of a pool. My favorite thing on display were the little piglets! They were so precious. Although I felt bad thinking, one day they’ll become baconL The little pigs seemed quite content however the enormous ones appeared to be suffering, they were flopped out and oinking. A lady had to keep taking a hose to cool them off. After feeling sorry for the pigs I went over to the mechanical bull with my friend Arleny, she went first and got thrown off.So it was now my turn...I got on and I was like ohh this is easy man! It was going fairly slow. Out of nowhere it started spinning in circles fast, I hit my face on the head of the bull and fell off. Everyone’s sound effects were like “oooh”. After laughing it off, my cousin and I went and got hennas. We were boiling hot! We all went and got in my mom’s car because she wasn’t ready to leave but we NEEDED a/c. While waiting on my mom, my friend drove the car around. We were just blasting music and eating mangos with mango sauce. When I got home, I showed my brother and dad the video of me riding the bull. They laughed and said I’m “wutless”, I told ‘em to shut up! I swear it really was going faster than it appeared. They only laughed because it wasn’t them being spun around, holding onto a bandana. >.< 

Flopped out piggy